Chronicles of the Lizard Kid

by Andrew Kovaleski

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about

these are tales of the lizard kid

RIP LIZARD KID

"all right I'm done" - Meghan
"*emojis*" - Abe
"Very funny. Also good advice about not messing with the Lizard Kid." - anon
"I love lizards and I loved this." - anon

credits

released October 27, 2016

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Andrew Kovaleski Columbus, Ohio

bedroom pop music about lizards and girls and some other stuff

Contemporary saxophone and clarinet

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Otterbein University
Dept. of Music

Member of Shirt and the Bananaman
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*disclaimer lyrics are approximate*
Track Name: don't go messin' with the lizard kid
He's got legs
He's got scales
He's got venom
He's got tails

He has lizard eyes
He has razor sharp nails
He'll slice you open
He'll leave you pale

[CHORUS]

He'll take your daughter
He'll take your son
He'll eat your mother
He'll spare no one

He'll take your money
He'll take your car
He'll poison your family
So run real far

[CHORUS]

He's gonna get ya
[x a lot]

He's a lizard
He's just a kid
But you'll never
Guess what he did

He ran into the city
And he smashed up a van
Then he opened the doors
And he ate a whole man

[CHORUS x a lot]
Track Name: i am a kid lizard
Today I slithered, I fiddled around
and I withered into space.
Space is bigger for a lizard
A lizard with kid legs

I am a kid lizard
Sometimes I feel sizzled
I have to balance school and eating bugs
And no one wants to give me hugs

In space I don't have homework
In space I don't have a kitchen fork
In space no one messes with me
(me me me me no one mess with me)

Space for a lizard
is rad and stars are my blizzard
I have to balance school and eating bugs
And no one wants to give me hugs

I am a kid lizard
Sometimes I feel sizzled
I have to balance school and eating bugs
And no one wants to give me hugs
Track Name: ballad of the lizard kid and his love
Well, the Lizard Kid lived
'cross from ol' Roy G. Biv
and his beautiful daughter
It was love at first sight,
to the lizard's delight
how the Lizard Kid loved her

CHORUS:
The Lizard Kid fights
The Lizard Kid shoves
but no one thinks that the Lizard Kid loves
and when it gets cold, he wears Lizard Kid gloves
and at night, he gets lonely

Roy's daughter, Regine,
had hair of bright green
she had rainbow eyes
With a necklace of gold,
and a heart that turned cold
from the pain of past lovers

CHORUS

They met in the park
when it was past dark
Lizard Kid and Regine
She was taking a walk
and he looked to be stalking
when he showed up behind her

CHORUS

Yeah the Lizard Kid was
instantly struck by love
at the sight of her hair
But when she turned around
she let out a great sound
at his Lizard Kid stare

CHORUS

And Regine T. Biv
was packing a shiv
at the park that night
So she pulled it right out
and stabbed his snout
oh the poor, poor, lizard

CHORUS X2
Track Name: lizard kid's ambush
the lizard kid stole your car
the lizard kid sole your tv
the lizard kid ate your steak
the lizard kid killed your dog
the lizard kid buried your dog
the lizard kid tracked dirt in your house
the lizard kid scared your kid
your daughter peed the bed
the lizard kid cleaned it up
the lizard kid sliced open your daughter
the lizard kid is filled with remorse
the lizard kid buried your daughter
the lizard kid left a note
the lizard kid put it in your bedroom
the lizard kid woke you up
the lizard kid tried to explain
the lizard kid had no choice
the lizard kid buried your husband
the lizard kid left you alive
the lizard kid called an ambulance
the lizard kid stole a cookie
the lizard kid went back home
Track Name: do the lizard kid
It's the new dance craze that is sweeping the nation
It was just thought up by a lizard creation
On the radio, it plays on every station
So listen up, y'all, this is how you do it

Put your hand on your head like a lizard frill
Stick your tail out real far to give those lizard boys chills
And then stick out your tongue for the looks that kill
Then you shake it shake it shake it shake it shake it shake it shake it do the lizard kid.

...

Shake it
Shake it
Shake that lizard butt.

...
Track Name: lizard shop
i'm rick harrison and this is my lizard shop
i work here with my old lizard
and my son, big lizard
if there's one thing i've learned in 21 years
its that you never know what's gonna come through that door
Track Name: origins
When I go outside to play,
my friends all run and hide.
They see the scales growing on my face
when I step foot outside.
It didn't used to be like this
before my body changed,
but now it is and I've become
a little bit deranged.

The lizard kid doesn't know
the virus that's inside.
The lizard kid wishes that
his body is alright
But when it spreads to his brain
he'll be all but lost.
When the madness spreads,
he's a lizard kid.

Now why do I have pointy teeth
and Mom, why can't I cry?
Why is my skin turning green
with scales all down my spine?
I think I want to eat some sheep
but mom, then they'll die.
I'm scared that I am going to be
a monster lizard child

The lizard kid wants to fight
the virus that's inside
The lizard kid doesn't want
to lose his precious mind
But when it spreads to his brain,
he'll be all but lost
When the madness spreads,
he's a lizard kid.

When the madness spreads,
he's a lizard kid.
Track Name: Regine
Well the lizard kid still loved Regine
But she thought he was really mean
Cause she thought he was just a creepy stalker
And while that is mostly true,
He stalks for prey, and not for you,
Regine, Regine, Regine.

CHORUS

So the lizard kid went to her house
And said, "Hey Roy, can Regine come out?"
And he said, "Why would I let her talk to a lizard?"
So he left and went on to the back
Where he gave her window a big ol' smack, said,
"Regine, Regine, Regine."

CHORUS

Regine came to the window and said,
"Hey, you're that guy with the lizard head!
I see that you've come back to learn your lesson!
I'll teach you to follow me!"
Then she pulled out her knife and leapt to her feet,
Regine, Regine, Regine.

CHORUS

So the lizard had to think real fast -
She'd kill him if he didn't act!
But how could he decide to kill his lover?
But when there's a knife there is no thought,
He killed her with a heavy heart,
Regine, Regine, Regine.

CHORUS x2
Track Name: lizard kid lullaby
It's bedtime for the lizard kid at eight.
That's eight AM, he sleeps during the daytime
Awake at five to go outside and play
with cars and buildings and people who run away

Dreams of mom and friends and fields of hay
infused with poison lizard killing rage
Eternal slumber colored white and grey
are filtered through his mind's ethernet cable
Track Name: he is the lizard kid
Legend say
one of these kids is a lizard
When will anyone know about the lizard child?

The lizard kid is back

What's the difference?
jelly man & lizard kid?

AGH THE LIZARD KID STRIKES
WHEN I HAVE MY BACK TURNED

THIS IS MY LAST WORD
THE VENOM IS KICKING IN

HE IS THE LIZARD KID

As I hold his still beating heart in my hand, I take a bite from it to taste his evil flesh

He is slain